I rate all the things I review on a five-point scale (in this case, the units I use are wands. Might as well feel magical while I review things, right?)

The scale is as follows:

• 1/5 wands: Poor, definitely do not recommend.
• 2/5 wands: I didn’t like it much; but there might be something of value for someone else.
• 3/5 wands: Neither great nor bad. Enjoyable enough, probably mindless entertainment.
• 4/5 wands: Really good! Captivating, engaging, and enjoyable.
• 5/5 wands: Superb! I adored it!