QUICKIE REVIEW: “Mister Magic” by Kiersten White

The fewer specifics you know about Kiersten White’s Mister Magic, the better. It’s the kind of book you’ll want to know as little about going in as possible. All the better to let its weirdness, horror, and emotions wash over you. Put simply, Mister Magic is a perfect read for Creepypasta fans. The kind of horror that plays with your memory – that swirl of half-remembered dreams, long-forgotten childhood experiences, and trauma best left shut away in the deepest of closets. It’s a fast-paced, haunting look at the ways childhood trauma shapes a person – and how difficult it can be to break free from that trauma.

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QUICKIE REVIEW: “Doctor Who: Kerblam!” by Pete McTighe

The original TV version of “Kerblam” is one of those Doctor Who stories that mostly works, but always feels like it’s missing one key ingredient to make it wholly come together. And Pete McTighe’s novelization of his original script manages to bring the story much closer to fully coalescing – but it still feels like it misses the goal just a bit.

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QUICKIE REVIEW: “Doctor Who: Once and Future – A Genius For War” by Jonathan Morris

In Jonathan Morris’s Doctor Who: Once and Future – A Genius For War, the Time Lords need the Doctor’s (Sylvester McCoy) help. They’ve received a frantic distress call from Davros (Terry Molloy), creator of the Daleks. In exchange for their help in freeing him from the Daleks’ prison, he’s willing to provide the Time Lords the key to ending the Time War once and for all. But he’ll only give them that key if the Doctor agrees to free him from captivity. What follows is a classic Doctor Who cat-and-mouse chase with Davros, the Doctor, and the Time Lords all trying to outwit one another.

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QUICKIE REVIEW: “Doctor Who: The Zygon Invasion” by Peter Harness

The Zygon Invasion is easily one of the best Twelfth Doctor stories. You’ve got Peter Capaldi’s Doctor dealing with an imminent Zygon invasion, led by the enigmatic Bonnie who’s decided to torpedo any attempts at peace with the humans after their original ceasefire fell apart. You’ve got a ton of Invasion of the Body Snatchers-style paranoia, laced with some surprisingly scalding political commentary. And you’ve got, perhaps, the best Twelfth Doctor speech of his entire run. Put simply, the original episode was a masterclass in tension, paranoia, and acting. So, any novelization of such a near-masterpiece seems doomed to pale in comparison, right? Well, sort of.

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QUICKIE REVIEW: “Doctor Who: Once and Future – The Artist at the End of Time”

In Doctor Who: Once and Future – The Artist at the End of Time, the Doctor’s (Peter Davison) journey to figure out what’s causing his rapid degeneration takes him straight to the end of time. There, he uncovers a mysterious gallery filled with paintings from an unknown artist. An artist whose work spells the destruction of its subject. It’s a race against time as the Doctor joins forces with his daughter, Jenny (Georgia Tennant), and the mysterious Curator (Colin Baker) to uncover the Artist’s identity before it’s too late.

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QUICKIE REVIEW: “We Could Be So Good” by Cat Sebastian

We Could Be So Good is the first Cat Sebastian book I’ve ever read, and boy is it a good one. Everything about it just works very, very well. Sebastian’s prose is witty, littered with banter, and moves at a pace brisk enough to keep you hanging onto every word.

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QUICKIE REVIEWS: “Doctor Who” 50th Anniversary Short Stories #2-5

Doctor Who: The Nameless City by Michael Scott

Doctor Who meets Lovecraftian horror – though not quite as unspeakable horrifying as that sounds. Michael Scott perfectly understands the Second Doctor and Jamie – both as individual characters and as a truly dynamic duo. Here, he crafts this deliciously dark tale featuring the Necronomicon, a nameless city, and unknowable masses of swirling darkness that prove difficult to even look at. It’s quick-paced, perhaps a bit too quickly-paced at times. But it’s a thrilling read, and a lovely “what if” scenario imagining the Second Doctor in a very modern kind of Doctor Who episode.

Also, Frazer Hines (Jamie himself) reads the audio version of this story, and he does an absolutely remarkable job.

4 out of 5 wands

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REVIEW: “A House With Good Bones” by T. Kingfisher

I have a lot of mixed thoughts about T. Kingfisher’s “A House With Good Bones”. On the one hand, it’s a haunting, deeply effective look at the oppressiveness of familial trauma mixed with an incredibly creepy dose of unknowable horror. But on the other hand, it feels like a book that gets lost in its own ideas, bouncing back and forth between them.

Samantha Montgomery returns to her childhood home after getting furloughed from her latest archaeological dig. When she arrives, she finds the house repainted and her mom in a deep state of anxiety – as though something, or someone, is haunting her. And to make matters worse, strange occurrences keep piling up. Vultures seem to circle the house, as though keeping a close eye on all those inside it. There appear to be no bugs in the garden, yet swarms of ladybugs flood the house. And worst of all, Samantha’s mother seems to believe her grandmother, Grama Mae, is alive, twenty years after her death.

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REVIEW: “In the Lives of Puppets” by TJ Klune

Pinocchio’s had a bit of a resurgence as of late. After all, last year saw no less than three film adaptations, including Guillermo del Toro’s Oscar-winning animated film. And now, T.J. Klune offers his own adaptation with In the Lives of Puppets. Mashing the basic story of Pinocchio with a post-apocalyptic android future, In the Lives of Puppets does everything a good Pinocchio story should. It explores innocence in a world of darkness, the idea of found families, and most importantly – what makes us human. It’s a heartwarming story of a vacuum, a nurse droid, a murder droid, and their squishy, human friend. If you’ve ever read a T.J. Klune book, you know exactly what vibes to expect – though you might not get everything you’re used to here. And if you’re new to his work, buckle up and prepare for a joyous ride.

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REVIEW: “Doctor Who and the Daleks” (Illustrated Edition) by David Whittaker and Robert Hack

I don’t say this lightly, but this might just be the best way to experience Doctor Who’s very first Dalek story. Written in the first person from Ian’s point of view, Doctor Who and the Daleks takes everything exciting from the TV version of the story and just improves upon it in almost every conceivable way. It’s the story you know, but with an added layer that turns it into something entirely new.

If you’ve seen “The Daleks”, then you know the basic story. The TARDIS turns up on the planet Skaro, where the Doctor, Susan, Barbara, and Ian encounter the deadly Daleks and the mysterious Thals. Soon, they’re drawn into the middle of a centuries-long war, desperate to find a way to defeat the Daleks and leave this planet before the Daleks blow it to smithereens. A familiar story, and one that’s recreated fairly faithfully. But this isn’t a perfect, line-by-line adaptation. No, Whittaker adds a few twists to the story, spicing things up.

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